Imagine a world where people could carry their most important possession with them at all times. introducing The Satchel. Carry what matters most. 

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Disclaimer: The product is not actually guaranteed to work unless you’re as rad as the members of Steel Panther. It may do harm to body parts.   We won’t be held responsible for any damage, disfigurement, mutilation, small-penis complex, or permanent emotional damage you may incur from using said products.  You’ve been warned